The archive
All essays.
Everything, in order of most recent first. Take your time.
- 03
The Algorithm Doesn't Know I've Been Married
On being profiled by machines that never met your ex, and the strange grief of a fresh profile.
June 14, 2026 · 2 min read
- 02
Second First Dates
The peculiar theater of meeting a stranger at 43 and pretending you've never done this before.
May 22, 2026 · 1 min read
- 01
Custody of the Playlist
Divorce comes for the assets you never thought to itemize.
April 30, 2026 · 1 min read